Do you know how helpless you feel when you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? (Jean Kerr)
Do you know how it feels when you sneeze and your specs almost drop right down from your nose? And all this is while you are walking dowstairs in the dark?
Why am I walking downstairs in the dark? Because I was a cat in one of my previous lives, I believe. And also because I’m trying to be energy-efficient.
Worse still is when you sneeze with a mouth full of Rice Crispies and end up pebble dashing the cat.
I know! And once I was drinking Coke, and someone told a joke, and I laughed, although I was sipping already… Imagine, what looked like!
*OMG, how embarrassing*